I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
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So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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