just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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