quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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