doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Everything about him screamed your future.
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My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
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Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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