Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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