i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
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Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I think a kid would responsible me up
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
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We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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