I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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