Well apparently he's into motor boating.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Randomize
