Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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