it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize
