There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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