his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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