Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Randomize
