Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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