i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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