your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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