She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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