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I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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