i barfeds in our rink
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
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