Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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