So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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