I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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