i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
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bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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