So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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