Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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