Just cropdusted the office
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
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She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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