Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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