# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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