therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
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It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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