One girl and one boy is just not enough.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
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THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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