True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
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I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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