just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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