My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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