How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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