Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
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