I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
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