Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
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Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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