well I can't set my house on fire every night
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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