Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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