I hate your face
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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