sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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