So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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