Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
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I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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