so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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