Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
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Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
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He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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