Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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