I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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