Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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