physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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