We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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