I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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