I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
