I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
this just has baby written all over it
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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