She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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