have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Did I show you my penis last night?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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