so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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